The show called "My Strange Addiction" that comes on TLC is sad in a pitiful kinda way. Like it's absolutely disgusting. And it's fake. Everyone in this world knows if the only thing you have eaten in the past 10 years is cheesy potatoes you would be dead. The most recent episode featured a man who was in an intimate relationship with his car and a woman who had been huffing baby powder since she was 10 yrs old. This show is fake. There's just no way. That lady should move on to baby powder and huff on some real mess because if that's what she loves to do then she needs to get to the point. In other news, after I wasted approx. 15 minutes of my life that I will never get back watching that mess on tv I promptly opened my mac, went straight to google (duh), and searched people in love with inanimate objects. It turns out that there is an actual disorder called sexual objectification where people believe inanimate objects have feelings and thus they fall in love with them etc. But mind you- this isn't just love. These people are talking full on sexual relationships with fences, doors, bridges, you name it. One woman in the film has had sex with a church banister but I digress. Apparently the inanimate objects communicate with them via telepathy (nbd). If you want to go ALL the way there... feel free to look at the totally creepy documentary on youtube about a woman, whose last name is Eiffel, because -you guessed it- she married the Eiffel Tower. The film crew accompanies her to the Eiffel Tower one year after their marriage so that she can consummate their love for one another. Seriously? Can you tell that I am on spring break? Let's hope that I never again have time to write about such ludicrous happenings ever again. Please be entertained (?) by the documentary, and one of my strange addiction favorites below.
mrs. eiffel
she eats nail polish. for reals
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