Death By Contract

Contracts or K's I guess I should say is so mf'ing boring. Ugh.  Why is it shortened to K?  The letter K has nothing to do with a contract.  Just one of the many thoughts that enter my mind day to day as I try to 'learn the law.'    In other news I did get to 'study' by the pool at my apartment today.  In other words I took a delicious snooz in my contracts book poolside.  Are goldfish bad for you?  Because I ate an entire bag today.  Just saying.  Anywho I figure since contracts is so unreadable why not enjoy some white wine.  Have you ever purchased wine/beer at Trader Joe's?  I would just like to shout on a mountain top that I got an adorable bottle of white wine for $3.99 at TJ's yesterday.  No exaggeration ( and I tend to exaggerate).  I must say it is quite delicious.  How does one go about getting an A in contracts??  This has not made itself clear to me thus far but here's to hoping (cheers!).  I am sure to have nightmares tonight about contracts class considering my half ass reading.  I will let you know if I am put on blast in front of everyone.  Gnight ya'll!